Roleplaying : Fantasy and SF

 Hundreds of brave characters lost their lives during thousands of roleplaying
 sessions leaving us their last words. We'll never forget them. Rest In Peace.
This is the second part of the list.

0863-"Do you smell something. Is that gas?"

0864-"Thank God it's finally over!"

0865-"Awwwww, How cute! I bet you wanna play don't ya boy!?"

0866-"He wouldn't hold a grudge."

0867-"Did you leave the door unlocked?"

0868-"Dahmer, Dahmer, that name sounds familiar."

0869-"Quit playin' around guys. It's not funny! .... Guys?"

0870-"I don't believe in fairy tales"

0871-"Whoops. Guess I should have used that healing potion, huh?"

0872-"I didn't know they *made* dragon-sized Rings of Spell Turning !"

0873-"Oh, come on! Psionicists can't split their minds eight times!"

0874-"Ok, I'll visit the enchantress. Does she like men in black leather?"
      [PC assassin to other PC]

0875-GM:"It's an evil alter."
     PC:"Ok, I p*ss on it..."

0876-Jeff [PC]: "What does the sign at the dungeon entrance say ?"
     GM       : "Jeff should stay away !"
     Jeff     : "Someone's knowing my name. I rush inside."

0877-"A cyclope throwing boulders from a 30 metres high cliff? That idiot! I'll
      climb up and kick him..."

0878-"There is a crown on the head of that statue standing in the rooms, which
      floor is made out of a mirror? I go in and get the crown. ... What do
      you mean 'You stumble and fall down in the bath of mercury' ???"

0879-"He won't be able to summon a demon THAT quick..."

0880-"Cute little baby dragon. But let's get out of here, before it's mother
      comes back..."

0881-It's a leap of faith. <hopp> Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..."

0882-"Hey, I wanna lead the party!"

0883-"I don't care what my climb bonus is."

0884- Player [to GM]: "Hey, I've got half a pizza here. You can have it if you
	   	       kill someone before the game's over."

0885-"I thought you said I had *two* mirror images left."

0886-"Nobody tells me what to do."

0887-Druidic PC: "As we ride off, I turn back and fireball the forest to slow
		  down our pursuers !"

0888-"If that's your attitude, you CAN'T kill me!" [to GM]

0889-"I always enjoy killing these things because they're the GM's favourite
      monster."

0890-"Ogre magi aren't that tough!"

0891-"WOW! Who's that gorgeous naked broad with the bat wings?"

0892-"While the rest of the party is gathering information, I'll just
      circulate around the room and pick a few pockets."

0893-"I drank what ???"

0894-"What do you mean, my water breathing spell has expired ?"

0895-Player: "Don't worry, Idied last time we played, so the DM won't do it
	      again."

0896-"But I ran away...!!!"

0897-PC1:"I'll just climb over the wall, and open the gate from the inside."
     PC2:"I'll read the sign on that gate." [while waiting outside]
     GM :"It reads 'Beware the dogs' !"
     PC2:"Oops."

0898-PC : "I don't remember the way out of that dungeon anymore."
     NPC: "Turn to the left side at the end of the tunnel." [such a traitor]

0899-"Who farted ?" [said in the Gas Swamps]

0900-"That's right, I'm going to polymorph into a pergrine falcon and attempt
      to land on the back of one of the 12 griffons flying above us."

0901-"I think we can take it down."

0902-"Come on, EVERY evil wizard's tomb has a way out!"

0903-"It can't be a beholder, we're only first level!"

0904-"When nobody's looking, I go back to get some more gems."

0905-"What do you mean 'Green slime ain't always green!' ?"

0906-Nah...The games just started....he wouldn't put a fatal death trap in yet."

0907-"Did anyone tell you you had a bad breath?" [said to angry red dragon]

0908-"Hum, a dark unexplored cave ? I get a rock and throw it into it."

0909-"A red WHAT swoops out of the sky at us?"

0910-"Dolphins?  I go swimming."

0911-"I'm not going to waste spells on THEM!"

0912-GM:"You find a huge knuckle bone."
     PC:"I'll use my rod of resurection on it."

0913-"There's only three of them.  Watch the one that looks like Death, though."

0914-"Are you hurt, fair lady?" [she wasn't hurt, she was a medusa instead]

0915-"Hmm...how do we know you are the REAL Angel of Death ?"

0916-"What do you mean 'This area is a no-magic-zone' ?"

0917-"Computer, end this program."

0918-"Well, I checked it out, my new transporter configuration cannot have any
      bugs anymore."

0919-PC: "I shoot my wand up through the holes, from where these elves are firing
          at us."
     GM: "You're about to get a quick lesson in Physics..."

0920-GM: "If the monster could laugh at you, it would."

0921-NPC:"Don't come in here! I got my finger on the self-destruct button!"
     PC :"He's bluffing."

0922-PC:"I'll put my lantern on the altar."
     GM:"Your lantern explodes."
     PC:"I'll sit on the altar."

0923-"Well...I'm unconscious.  At least nothing can happen to me now."

0924-"I'm sick of firing arrows.  I think I'll actually FIGHT this time."

0925-"You mean I lost my +1 sword in the sand pit?  I go back and get it."

0926-"Let's get the old mage's body down from the cross and give him a decent
      burial."

0927-"I pass the time practicing with my Ring of Fire."
      {said during travel on a wooden boat}

0928-PC1:"I know there's something down here. It's big. But I can't see it."
     PC2:"Light a match, then, so we can see it."

0929-"No one can order me around !"

0930-"I knew I should have put more points in DEX."

0931-"Hm, what do you mean the voodoo master has a little puppet in his hand
      that looks a little bit like me."

0932-GM:"You need to save VS. poison or die!"
     PC:"Whew!  I made my save!"
     GM:"OK, you only take 20hp damage!"
     PC:"Oops."

0933-"Hey, look at this huge red rubin on top of the dragon's treasure. This
      one is really beautiful."

0934-PC:"I wanna buy a cyberpig."
     GM: *sigh*

0935-"ssssssssssss....snore....ssssssssssss...snore..."

0936-"Hey, everyone knows animals don't attack druids. So let me talk to
      that giant spider."

0937-"He won't hurt me, I'm wearing my magic breastplate."

0938-"Okay, I jump down that cliff and use my robe of flying..."

0939-"I've got the best perception in this party,and I say this bridge IS safe."

0940-"It's you again. Ha, wait some seconds, this time I'll kill you."

0941-"I'm invisible in his back, I can't possibly miss my firebolt."

0942-"This alley is a dead end."

0943-"Hey, I hear your short people." {said to Dwarf caravan-master after he
      had lost several people in a raid.}

0944-"Ahh, come on, you won't eat me, would you ?!"

0945-"Yeah right...just eat me!"

0946-"If I'm falling down here, I'll be dead." {while climbing a high mountain}

0947-"I'd like to know how these monsters can attack us, they seem to be
      harmless."

0948-"You won't get a second blow, so you better make your first one count,
      jackass!"

0949-"Look - I'm a catburglar. I don't need a gun."

0950-"You don't want to know who I am." {trying to hypnotise the city watchmen}

0951-"It's an honour to meet you, sir. I have always been an admirer of the
      Chinese." {said to the local head of the Yakuza, a Japanese of course.}

0952-"Much will help much." {talking about explosives}

0953-"It's better with too much than too little." {another character talking
      about explosives}

0954-"We're in a tank. They would need a LAW to hit us."

0955-Player:"I'll be back in half an hour. Take care of my character meanwhile."

0956-"You mean a force field wont break a fall?"

0957-"Nice tits." {nice *royal* one, of course}

0958-I use 'Basic Electronics' to try and stabilize the shield generator."

0959-"Ghosts doesn't exist."

0960-"Ghosts cannot by any chance follow us to this place."

0961-"Okay - I'll spin around, brush away the gun in my back with my elbow and
      neutralize the guy with the knife with a backwards kick while throwing a
      shaken at the one with the shotgun."

0962-"5 and 6. That was his last shot. Let's get him!" {forgot the other gun}

0963-Look, I know how to make nitroglyserin!"

0964-"There he blows, cap'n Ahab!"

0965-PC1:"What's the name of the captain of the ship where we hired ?"
     PC2:"Captain Ahab or something similar."

0966-"Don't worry, nobody dies on the first encounter."

0967-"Okay, I'll drink the shrinking potion and follow the snake
      down its hole."

0968-NPC:"I'm Gorgol, ruler of the seventh sphere !"
     PC :"I'm not impressed."

0969-{PCs awake dragon ogre accidently in its cave, dragon ogre grabs
      one of the PCs}
     Dragon Ogre:"Are you the chosen one, to wake me up when the
                  world sees its end?"
     PC: "Well, I'm unshure whether I did fully understand what you
          said."

0970-"Nothing could posibly survive that."

0971-"Don't worry. We're alone."

0972-"Let's send out scouts."

0973-"What anti-magic shell?"

0974-"Who would put a trap in the fridge?"

0975-"I sneak up, climb up on his back, and stab him in the neck with my
      sword." {confronted with a huge ogre."

0976-"I'm not a number, I'm a free man!" {number six, prisoner}

0977-"The GM wouldn't dare do that again."

0978-"Let's see if it works, a matador dwarf."

0979-"All that noise we heard and there's only one drow here?"

0980-"Awright! I can cast stoneskin! Now I'm invincible!"

0981-"Been nice knowing you"

0982-"Bow to a demon? Never!"

0983-"But I just got a little prick!"

0984-"Can I try vampiric touch on this giant gelatinous cube ?"

0985-"C'mon guys, it was only a rumor, theres nothing here"

0986-"Come on, how powerful could it possibly be?"

0987-"Damn It, where did I put that slay dragon scroll?"

0988-"Demogoron? Great! Do you know how many exp he's worth?"

0989-"Did he say he had Plate Mail +5?  I stop running and fight him!"

0990-"Elminster, you old fart, I thought you were really mad for a minute."

0991-"Featherball!  I mean, featherrrr........"

0992-"Follow those lights!"

0993-"Go ahead and drink it."

0994-"Gorgons?  OK, everybody hold your breath."

0995-"He's only an ordinary 15th level magic user."

0996-"Hey, do you guys think that this might just be an illusio...(whack)"

0997-"Hey, they're dwarves; me too. I can calm them down."

0998-"Hey Thor!  I'll bet if you'll put your hammer down I can take you on!"

0999-"I can use my Psionic powers on this Mindflayer."

1000-"I don't care.  I have a Ring of Regeneration."

1001-"I dunno what a tarrasque is, but it can't be TOO tough."

1002-"I open the coffin...SLOWLY."

1003-"I pick the lock on the magic shop window."

1004-"I run down the hallway alone."

1005-"I sneak up to the Lich and pick its pockets."

1006-"I think level draining's only temporary.  Keep attacking."

1007-"I throw a rock at the eight-legged lizard to get it's attention."

1008-"I use animal empathy to calm the charging Triceratops."

1009-"I walk into the raiders' camp and ask to use the toilet."

1010-"I want to check out the magic tome."

1011-"I'll steal the 20+ level mage's pouch."

1012-"I'll use the wand of wonder."

1013-"If I were you, Demon, I would sit back down!"

1014-"It can't talk to us like that!"

1015-"It was a joke."

1016-"It was only the wind."

1017-"Just because you can breathe fire doesn't mean you can push *us* around."

1018-a) "Just one more room."
     b) "Just one more fight."

1019-"My character WANTS to go out in a blaze of glory."

1020-"Of course it's evil, kill it!"

1021-"Oh, please!  Vampires have so many weaknesses, you can't help
      but kill them!"

1022-"Ok, so theres a few more of them"

1023-"Okay, if I max out this round and win initiative next round,
      maybe..."

1024-"Okay, we'll attack the small boulette first."

1025-"Rakshasas?  Quick, break out the poisoned bolts."

1026-"So what, I have the artifact!"

1027-"Take out a Beholder's eyes, and Bingo!"

1028-"Tell me this is an illusion."

1029-"That purple robe really clashes with your burning eyes..."

1030-"The Fire Drake's tracks go into this cavern, let's go in."

1031-"The Hall of Blades?  Hey, I've got an 18 dex."

1032-"There's HOW many Githyanki sleeping bunks in this chamber?"

1033-"There's no such thing as a bottomless pit. Everybody knows that."

1034-"Wait!  What's deathspell do?"

1035-"They CAN'T have initiative!"

1036-"Wait...Dragons can only breathe fire once per day right?"

1037-"Was that thunder, or were you rolling damage?"

1038-"Well, he's OK, Know Alignment works on anybod..."

1039-"What do mean feather fall wears off?"

1040-"What do you mean, `Your wand ran out of charges.'?"

1041-"What do you mean I turn into a bug?"

1042-"What do you mean my axe bounces off him?  What's Stoneskin do anyway?"

1043-"What do you mean, the dragon wakes up?"

1044-"What do you mean, the item's not in my backpack any more?"

1045-"What do you mean, the Wall of Ice vanishes?"

1046-"What's a wild-magic zone?"

1047-"What's your alignment?"

1048-"YO!  Grendel!  Your momma wears combat boots!"

1049-"You don't get Humanoid 8th level wizards.  He's only bluffing"

1050-"You may be the keeper of this stone, but I want this stone."

1051-"What do you mean, the small dragon's big brother looks very angry?"

1052-"You mean it was a GOOD dragon?"

1053-"Garth, you be the anchor.  I tie the rope around myself, take
      the slack [700'] and jump in."

1054-"Hey, it's only a black dragon, a vampire, and a lich.... and we've
      got a horn of bubbles!"

1055-"How was I to know that that orc would tell the truth about us not
      wanting to come in here!"

1056-"I'll just fly over the dragon's lair on my pegasus and see if it's
      still there"

1057-"I'll poke it with my sword.."
     {pool of green slime...it eats through metal very quickly}

1058-"It's an illusion.  No spell can reshape the side of a mountain like
      that. I disbelieve and walk off the 500' cliff."

1059-"It's just a goblin." {...or a Doppelgaenger caught by the PCs trying
			    to steal the goblns' small hoard of gold and
			    silver}

1060-"Ok, the dragon's asleep.  You guys wait back here with bows and stuff.
      Getafix and I will go up in front of it and cast light on it's eyes
      to blind him, then we'll blow his brains out with psionics."

1061-"The huge red dragon is flying toward me with his mouth open?
      Ok, I roll for initiative with my bastard sword."

1062-"The thief is dead, and we got one coffin left to open! I crack it
      open with my +1 two-handsword"

1063-"What if we drained this fountain that acts as a portal to the
      elemental plane of water with my bag of holding?"

1064-"You mean this is only an 'invoke elemental' ring ? I can't
      control the elemental with it?"

1065-"No problem, I have a Staff of Fire!"
     {during an encounter with Fire demons}

1066-{PC charging dragon}
     PC    : "For Honor, for King, for God."
     Dragon: "For lunch."

1067-"No, I don't want any help from you fighters, this one's mine!"

1068-"Didn't I kill  you yesterday?"

1069-"I guess you guys got THAT BIG MUSCLES from doing too much STUDYING !"

1070-"But I've read the instructions..."

1071-"I hope you guys practice birth control."

1072-"I know how to create special effects..."

1073-"Surrender and give me all your money !"

1074-"That's definitely NOT where we should be ..."
     {right after teleport}

1075-"She won't blame us for frying her owl because we're starving for
      three days now." {owl was her familiar}

1076-"I told you so..."

1077-"Wheew! That was close."

1078-"Is this supposed to happen?"

1079-"Strange, the phone just went dead."

1080-"Aren't you supposed to upgrade anti-virus shields regularly?"

1081-"Great! We have night goggles and mimicry suits and it is in the
      dead of night. They'll never see us! What do you mean 'Sssh!'?"

1082-"Ropes? For what? I would have to roll a 1 to fall off this wall..."

1083-Player: "Didn't you say that when the dice come up like this, it's a
              critical hit?"
     GM    : "Erhm...thank you for reminding me..."

1084-"I'll kick the dud grenade back into the elevator."

1085-DM:"When did you clean your gun the last time?"
     PC:"I thought they were self-cleaning... What do you mean, *click*?"

1086-"Hopefully he hits me with an E-critical. I need the EP!"

1087-PC: "3 feet long, head 1", tail 2", legs 1". You call that a monster?"
     DM: "Did I say that it's still twenty miles away?"

1088-"Who wants to live forever... hey, wait!"
     {sung along with background music}

1089-"Wait, kobolds in PLATEMAIL?"

1090-"A priest of the Halfling Demi-god of Death, is this guy for real?"

1091-"Mushrooms at the end of the corridor? I flame them!"

1092-"Well, I'll heal myself."

1093-"Okay, he shot me, but I'm a healer." {a dead one}

1094-"Wait, I trust this vampire."

1095-PC1: "Well, what are they?"
     PC2: "Kobolds." {after investigating an ogre camp}

1096-"I tell Strahd that I don't like that arrangement."

1097-"Of course I'm sure that's what I want to do!"

1098-"I wish for the dragon to appear right here!"

1099-"I teleport 2 miles in the air, memorize cone of cold while I'm
      falling, and then teleport right above the dragon's head and
      cast it."

1100-"So I can either dodge OR attack. Okay, then I'll attack!"

1101-"I wonder how all the statues got here?" {ever heard of Medusa}

1102-"Free talismans?! Sure, I'll have two."

1103-"Thats just some DM trick to keep us out."

1104-"Why do these candles say T-N-T?"

1105-"All the Tallasquese hibernate this time of year."

1106-"D'Artagnon? Never heard of you. Let's see how you are with that
      sword of yours."

1107-"Ain't this great!! I lose an arm and this Vecana guy leaves a magic
      one for me."

1108-"What do you mean my batteries are dead?"

1109-"What optional rule?"

1110-"What do you mean I'm out of Empathy?"

1111-"Why is that guy staring at me, and pointing at my back?"
     {to tell you about the shadow sneaking up on you}

1112-GM : "You enter the magic forest."
     PC1: "What do we see?"
     GM : "Giant Badges."
     PC2: "Giant Badges? We don't need no stinking giant badges?"
     GM : "Did I say badges? I meant Badgers, sorry."

1113-"What did you say Mr.Alucard, theirs something on my neck?  Check
      for me, would ya?"

1114-"I dodge." {a shotgun fired from a 5 feet distance...}

1115-Player: "This is not fair."
     GM    : "Didn't your mother tell you not to wander in the night alone?"

1116-"No, I didn't say 'GRRROOOOOAAARRRR!', why?"

1117-PC1: "Uh-Oh?!"
     PC2: "What do you mean 'UH-OH?!'"

1118-"Don't wory guys, I'm immune to fire. Come on you big ugly, pathetic
      excuse for a dragon, do your worst!"
     ...
     "What do you mean black dragons don't breath fire?"

1119-"Damn, that's a lot of fire elementals..."

1120-"I point the wand of wonder at the big stone coffin with all of the
      wards and protection enchantments on it and say the command word.
      Hey, why are all of you guys running away?"

1121-"Just to mention it: It was your fault."

1122-"Don't worry about me - I'm fine by myself."

1123-"An AK-20 only has 10 shots."

1124-"Well, a natural 20, critical success, double damage..."
     {...,wrong system...critical failure}

1125-"Come on, this spell cannot be all this hard to cast."

1126-"This bridge will probably remain for the next 100 years."

1127-"Erm...what was the name of this protection spell I learned lately?"

1128-"You bloody joke of a man are supposed to be an assassin?"

1129-"Just watch and wonder how I manage to ride this horse."

1130-"Which colour did healing potions have...red or green?"

1131-"No, this isn't my first trap to deactivate."

1132-"Beware. This is a magic seal. If you read it..."

1133-"I have the most powerful ship in the galaxy. They wouldn't dare
      attack me!"

1134-"Ha! You don't have the guts to shoot me!"

1135-"Say, didn't we have FIVE people in our party?"
     {in a dark cavern, talking to the only other character there}

1136-"What do you mean you forgot your spellbook?"

1137-PC1: "Do you remember that group of trolls whose leader you slayed?"
     PC2: "Yeah..."
     PC1: "Well, don't look now but..."

1138-"You couldn't hit water if you fell out of a boat!"

1139-"Orcus WHO?"

1140-"My Magic Resistance will protect me from this Earthquake." {underground}

1141-So I dropped and broke the staff of power, I have another..."

1142-"We've plenty of time until the dragon returns."

1143-"Weapons? I'm a spell-caster..."

1144-NPC: "This is the inquisition."
     PC : "What's an inquisition?"

1145-"No trap doors in this sectioooooooooooooo*bump*"

1146-"This potion really tastes good."

1147-"Is it true, that crocodiles do exist in this area?"

1148-"Well, the river isn't too deep here."

1149-"Do you think he spotted us?"

1150-"It is better to go now."

1151-"Is this potion supposed to bubble?"

1152-"Did the old man tell us that the trap is to the right or to the
      left?"

1153-"These mushrooms aren't poisoned."

1154-"Ha. Now your life is in my hands, evil witch."

1155-"Now on to the reward you promised."

1156-"If the tag says 'healing potion', then it IS healing potion!"

1157-"Excuse me, sir. You aren't allowed to carry such heavy weapons
      in this area."

1158-"Ha, you lost again. You are an awful stupid barbaric."

1159-"Well, watchword?"

1160-"Hey, yellow-skinned idiot, don't hop around but fight like a man."

1161-"Why shouldn't I turn over the next leaf?"

1162-"Watch, no trap, no seal, it's safe."

1163-{PC opens a box, finds a sphere inside, sphere starts ticking.}
     PC: "I throw away the sphere."
     ...*boom* {sphere was only the trigger, the box was the bomb}

1164-{PC just being backstabbed}
     GM: "Do you turn around?"
     PC: "No, I keep fighting."

1165-"No wonder that you're extincted." {to dinosaur creature}

1166-"What do you mean the vorpal sword didn't kill the dracolich?"

1167-"Yes!!! The wizard is dead. One more round and he would have killed
      us. What do you mean a Delayed Blast Fireball?"

1168-"I am a Ranger with a 21 Strength. I rip the tree out of the ground and
use it as a club."

1169-PC: "Wow! What a good idea to enter this cave now I'm saved."
     DM: "But it is the cave of a wyvern!"
     PC: "Oh...now I know what this pet is I just found..."

1170-"At least the fire's out."
     {said after a very disasterous crash in the group's ship.  The engine
      section of the ship blew up, starting a fire in the back. 
      Two CPs were wounded, but managed to strap in before we crashed into
      an inland sea.  When we awoke, we found that we had sank about 10 feet
      below the surface of the water, and the hull was leaking.}

1171-"Now where did I put that Thermal Detonator? What's that beeping
      noise?"

1172-GM : "Something small and roundish clinks down the stairs."
     PC1: "Grenade! I catch it."
     PC2: "I catch it."
     PC3: "I catch it."

1173-PC: "I will cast Ghoul-Touch."
     GM: "But you do not have any components."
     PC: "I know..."

1174-GM: "As you enter the cave, you notice it's pitch black and you can't
          see anything..."
     PC: "Hmmm...okay...I close my eyes!"

1175-"I avoid the gargoyle, run and drink from the healing fountain."

1176-"Ok...so Narhal's WASN'T the best spell to cast in the inn..."

1177-PC1: "Hey, I hear something very near around this corner. Christian,
           haven't you got something on the motion tracker ?"
     PC2: "Don't know, I turned out the motion tracker for saving the
           battery power for later."

1178-"I did THAT much damage?" {hit another PC by accident}

1179-"Cover me, I'll take out the mages."

1180-"Twelve knights, seven of us? You'd better get more knights..."

1181-"Oops. I think I forgot to surrender"

1182-"No brain, no pain..." {said to NPC}

1183-"Hmm... This thing looks like a radio controlled bomb. I think I
      better break off its antenna."

1184-"So what? I'm impervious to fire"
     {he was, but the hand grenades at his belt weren't}

1185-"A wall of pudding? Well, I'll eat through it...What do you mean
      the pudding bites back?!!"

1186-"I throw my nuclear hand grenade into the next room."

1187-"I hate the god of lightning and thunder."
     {Standing on a mountaintop, pointing towards heaven with a 20 yards
      long ironpole in thunder}

1188-"Don't worry, I'll have this door open in just a minute."

1189-"OK, we're in the arena.  HOW MANY lions come out of that gate?"

1190-"You can't just leave us here!" {said to party wizard just before he
				      teleported himself out of the trap}

1191-"What do you mean, we can't see where the arrows are coming from?"

1192-"What do you mean, he's still alive?"

1193-"Do you have a problem?  If not, a problem can be arranged for you."

1194-"Can we talk this over?" {no}

1195-"Hmm... No weapon, no more spells...  I hurl silver pieces at the
      wererat."

1196-"Wasn't this elevator going up?"

1197-"Finally, he's out of ammo."

1198-"What's the big deal about a guy in dragonarmor?"

1199-"That's odd.  *Most* lizardmen don't have wings."

1200-"That's odd.  The tracks end here."

1201-"A genie, huh?  Gimme my wishes!"

1202-GM: "It blinds you with a jet of acid."
     PC: "Bah! I locate it by its foul stench!"

1203-{player handles grenade, fumbles, grenade falls to the ground just
      before the PCs' feet}
     "Don't worry guys. It's harmless, it's just a neurostun-grenade."

1204-"Hey Gueso, Man you need to take a bath!...Gueso?"
     {well, it wasn't Gueso...}

1205-"Since these Orges are under a sleep spell we don't need to kill them."

1206-"I try to jump up and pull the helmet off of the Paladin."

1207-"The've only got maces, how are they going to hurt us?"

1208-PC1: "Climb the tower. If you fall, I'll catch you !"
     PC2: "Ok."

1209-"Which side is the business side of this weapon?"

1210-"I'm going to hide behind the door in such a way that I can hit him,
      but that he cannot hit me."

1211-"Wait! I'm a good spider!" {after being polymorphed into a giant spider}

1212-GM: "You see an island on the horizon."
     PC: "I leap over the side of the ship and swim to it."
     {...in full plate mail}

1213-PC1: "Look over there is a crystal skull."
     PC2: "I run over, take my gloves off and pick the skull up."

1214-"What does 'enimity' mean?"
     {said after drawing the "Enimity between you and a devil card in a
      Deck of Many Things}

1215-"20,000 gold pieces!! I put it in my backpack and run before the
      guard wakes."  {moving is not too easy with such an encumberance}

1216-"Naw! Can't be! Assassins always wear black!"

1217-"Well, first a hills giant, then a fire giant, and after that, a clouds
      giant. There can't be Storm giant, it'll be too obvious, Ok, the exit
      is there, i feel it, let's not rest, and move on..."

1218-"You killed all my friends ! Prepare to face my ... FUMBLE!!!!"

1219-"Let's follow the trail!"

1220-"He couldn't possibly have any spell left!"

1221-"That dragon is too young to breathe fire."

1222-"Don't worry- the dragon has used all of it's breath waepons for today!"

1223-"Awe, look at the cute little fuzzy thing!"

1224-"Don't worry, we can out run it!"

1225-"Why are those two triangles on the ground like that?" {pentagram}

1226-"Hey guys, wanna play a trick on the mage?"

1227-"What do you mean it's to late?"

1228-a)"But aren't you my friend?"
     b) "But I thought you were my friend!"

1229-"Why do you insist upon looking at my character sheet?"

1230-"I peek around the corner... but not enough to expose my whole head...
      just enough for my to see with my good eye."

1231-"I don't think he had a flame thrower. Hold on, let me check."

1232-"In the name of Tyr, I command you begone foul lich!"
     {said by overzealous first level cleric}

1233-"What do you mean my DEX bonus does not apply?"

1234-"Oh boy! Kudar is back!"
     {Kudar is the hero of the party... or was until he met the
      doppelganger!}

1235-"Don't worry, I removed all the bullets from his gun while he was
      sleeping." {he reloaded it}

1236-"But it's only a little kid!"

1237-PC1: "What do you mean my sword breaks?"
     PC2: "Don't worry, I have another one... now where did I put it?"

1238-"So that's what a Tarrasque looks like!"

1239-"I wonder who's holding that light over there."

1240-{party consists of 4 PCs}
     PC1: "Hand me the lantern"
     PC2: "I don't have it... Mark does"
     PC3: "No I don't... Joe does"
     PC4: "I'm not the one holding it"

1241-"Who knows how to stop a fireball?"

1242-"Why are you guys smiling like that?"

1243-"Hi. Mabye you can help me. I am looking for the thieve's guild..."

1244-"OK guys, here's the plan: In this movie I saw last week..."

1245-"Awe, he's drunk! He wouldn't know if I picked his pocket or his nose!"

1246-"Hey, I was talking to her first!"

1247-PC1: "Mike, are you Hindu?"
     PC2: "No, why?"
     PC3: "Because there is a red dot on your forehead!"

1248-"What do you mean my globe of invulnerability runs out?"

1249-"What do you mean my fly spell runs out?"

1250-PC1: "Shut up!  Your just a silver.  We wanted to talk to a GOLD
           dragon, at least!"
     PC2: "Umm, he doesn't look silver, guys."
     PC3: "Umm, how many metals look like silver but aren't?"
     PC2: "One.  Plat..."

1251-"Trust me, shambling mounds hate lightning."

1252-{small green leathery creature falls from the roof and wraps itself
      around PC1's face}
     PC1: "Aarrgghh!"
     PC2: "Quick...I think I've read about these...they're highly vulnerable 
           to fire!"
     PC3: {carrying torch} "OKAY!" {places flaming torch against PC1's face}
     PC1: "Aarrgghh!" {creature dies...PC1 suffering from wounds and burns
                       to the face ... PC1's hair catches fire}
     PC2: "Quick...Jump in the fountain!"
     {acid}

1253-PC1: "I fireball the Gnolls."
     Player2: "Noooooo!"
     {player2 just lost his character. His new one was to be introduced as 
      the prisoner of the Gnolls, but only the player and GM knew that. It
      was the shortest lived character I've ever seen.}

1254-PC1: "We smell gas?  Joe!  Don't cast any fire spells! Now, what did I
           just tell you?"
     PC2: "Don't cast any fire spells."
     PC1: "Good."
     {5 minutes playing later}
     PC2: "Goblins?  I cast burning hands."

1255-"We'll leave Craig at the farmhouse so he can recover."

1256-GM: "The guard's bullets are riddling the Van."
     PC: "The Briefcase!  It's full of plastic explosives!  I set the timer,
          throw it out the window and tell Dave to floor it."
     GM: "How long do you set the timer for?"
     PC: "Uhh, three seconds."

1257-"Oh no, I forgot to take my parachute..."

1258-"Well, sorry, sir. Didn't meant to hit your wife..."

1259-"Is it possible to pat these beasties?"

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